Meowchat is whut we speak in my fafforite noosgroop on Usenet, Rec.Pets.Cats.Community, or RPCC fur short. Don't know whut doze wurds meen? Den just put your liddle mousey-pointer ofur dem, and clik fur an eggsplainashun. RPCC is a fun noosgroop where da CATS do the talkin', not da hoomans: it'z life from da kitty's point-ov-view! All ov da cats on RPCC haff secret lives dat we keeps hidden frum regular hoomans. Fer instance in our sekret life, we are gourmet chefs, live in Mew Yawk City, we drive a widdle red Fiat 500 and lufs da gud life! We kitties visit each ofur, go on adventures, haff boyfriends an' girlfriends (we call dem "winks") drive cars and motorcycles (kitty-sized, ov cawze) and have lotsa fun! As you can see, RPCC is a Kommunity, not just a regular noosgroop!
We haff wunnerful adventures, an' Mme. Anaïs effen led a few wif her best-friend, Cleopatra (both are now at the Bridge); we hopes to haff one ov their bestest wons, Da Adfenture on da Orient Eggspress up heer soon fur you to reed! Us Kommunity kitties iz alwayz haffink fun, like da time dat Sundance hosted da Iron Chef Catmerica competition. You can reed it by clickin' heer wif yur mousey-fing; an you can see Mme. Anaïs' wedwink in Ejipt by clickin' heer!
We've met lotsa fwends on RPCC, an we'd like you to meet a few!
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Dis
heer iz our fwend Pitoonya, who liffs in Sofurn Catifurnia. She'z
an only cat like
me, an we boff luff to play batbat wiff ping-pong bawls! On RPCC,
Pitoonya is da fashun mayven, an runs da Kommunity's Bootique, an
she recently got winked to Sundance. She'z lukin at herown portrait,
painted by
her Meowmie! |
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Dese
guys is our fwends Sundance, an' Rebecca who liff in Norfern Catifurnia.
Sundance is da big orange kitty
on da left, and he'z a moofie big-shot, an' wurld-renowned fur hiz
moofie festifal. He'z winked to 'Toonya. Rebecca, on
da
right,
is
a
wurld-class cook,
an one ov da proprioterz of Fluffykits Katering. Mme. Anaïs acksually
met dere Meowmie in purrson wen she bisited owr human! |
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Dis
heer iz our fwiend Beauty an' her widdle wons. Aren't dey cute?
Beauty liffs in British Kolumbia in Catnada wif Cinder, her clowdermate. |
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Dese
Kitties iz my fwends Allegra [who is at the Rainbow Bridge]
an' Louise. Dey
liff in da Hudson Valley ov Mew Yawk State. Allegra
wuz known as "Great Girtha", an effen had herown fan
klub (I wuz a membfur)! Sadly she wentid to da Bridge in July ov
2007. |
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Dese
here fwiends is Unka Dan's kitties; dey liff just owtside Chicatgo!
Clockwize frum da uppur left dey iz: 1. Ranger; 2. Amelia; 3. Tabitha
[who,
sadly,
has been
missing
for a while]; 4. Cleopatra [who went to the Raindow Bridge on Dec.
15, 2008]; 5. Harri and 6. Sammy. Amelia an Tabitha own Fluffykitz
Katerink wif Rebecca; dey are purrveyorz ov yummy fudz to da Kommunity,
while Cleo an Mme. Anaïs often put on adbentures for da whole
Kommunity!
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Now
dese kitties iz frum Florida, da land ov hurricanes! From da top
left, an goin' clockwise, dey is: Captain Midnight [Who iz at da
Rainbow Bridge]; Kitty Schotland; Sheriff Roscoe P. Catrane; and
Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. Efur since
Da
Captain went to da Bridje, Sheriff Roscoe haz been da Kommunitie's
chief law-enforcement officer. |
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Dis
heer iz MeOwy da nooest membfur ob owr Kommunity. She'z an onlee kitty
likes myownself an 'Toonya, an' she liffs wif her meowmie on da coast
ob Norfern
Catifornia.
She'z
a grey
smoke,
an' part Oriental, so likes da Siameez, she meowz a lot! Az yoo can
see she enjoys shreddink toilet paper an pwayink kitty-Rugby! |
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Dese heer kitties iz our fwiendz, Da Porter Cats. Dey iz: 1. Bear, 2. Jack, 3. Georgia, 4. Honey, 5. Jaspurr, 6. Leo [who wentid to the Rainbow Bridge on August 1st, 2009], and 7. Lucy. Dey liffs in Teksas wif dere Meowmie! |
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Dese heer kitties iz frum Da Gramby's clowder in Illynoise, neer Indiana. Dey libbs in soopreem komfort, beink spoiled by Da Gramby! From top to da bottom, dey iz: Piglet (who iz kamera-shy); O.T (Orange Thing) Mahoney, a big boy who is kwite "fluffy"; an' Willow, da petite gurl ob dis clowder. |
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Dis
heer pretty Calico gurl iz Kenzie who duzzent post furry much on
da groop, buttid
her hooman, Gandalf, iz a gudguf freend ob da kommunity. Kenzie lubs
potato chips an' sardines az her fafforite treets; dere iz an easy
chair on her front porch, an she lubs to curl up dere an sleep in
da sun, an when da sun moves, she gets up and moves so she
can stay in the sunbeam. Sadly, she has passed to the Bridge, leafink
her human heartbroken; he luffed her berry, berry mutsch. |